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He that lives upon hope will die farting.

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Benjamin FranklinFart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art i...

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I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

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I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

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I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

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I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. ...

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A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizz...

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