Fart Quotes

He that lives upon hope will die farting.

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art i...

My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging you...

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic...

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone els...