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He that lives upon hope will die farting.

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Benjamin FranklinFart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art i...

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My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging you...

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My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic...

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James JoyceSelected Letters of James Joyce

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone els...

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Jonathan TropperHow to Talk to a Widower