Toilet Quotes

Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've bl...

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might...

There are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged...

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wo...