Calvin Trillin Quotes

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the ...

Health food makes me sick.

If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but...

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

Because a superior fried-chicken restaurant is often the institutional extension of a single chicken...

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive...

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my an...

In the rather informal survey I have taken over the years on intensity of interest in food by profes...

Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?

School plays were invented partly to give parents and easy opportunity to demonstrate their prioriti...

Someone who managed to navigate the tricky waters between living a life you could be proud of and st...

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

There's always a source for humor.

...the existential paradox we all experience; we feel that we are immortal, yet we know that we will...