Joey Comeau Quotes

I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not ...

There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up t...

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for...

I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.

Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin...

I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad ...

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world.""What is the matter wit...

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy st...