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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you

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What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name

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When did you get that?""The shirt? At Macy's. Winter sale.

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I thought you came down right on the side of go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

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And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgi...more

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That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.

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Perhaps there isn’t anything Alec is afraid of.”Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows. “Boo,” he said.Jace was grinning. “Come on, surely you...more

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I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away.“I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.”At that he smiled. “How would you know ...more

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Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with you.

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Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.

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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

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Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased."He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him.

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We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

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Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.""Y...more

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Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable ...more