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"What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name
"When did you get that?""The shirt? At Macy's. Winter sale.
"I thought you came down right on the side of go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars.
"And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgi...
"That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.
"Perhaps there isn’t anything Alec is afraid of.”Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows. “Boo,” he said.Jace was grinning. “Come on, surely you...
"I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away.“I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.”At that he smiled. “How would you know ...
"Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with you.
"Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.
"As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
"Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased."He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him.
"We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.
"Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.""Y...
"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable ...