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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

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The ass is the face of the soul of sex.

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Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

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It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

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in the most decent sometimes sun there is the softsmoke feeling from urns and the canned sound of old battleplanes and if you go inside and run your f...more

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Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.

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...they would say 'he said this, he did that', but they would never say 'she said this, she did that'. So I would say, they are sick, and I am well. P...more

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Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twice, there might be something up there besides the c...more

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I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know. Which would have bee...more

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Hey, Hank, I notice all the women around your place lately ... good looking stuff; you're doing all right.""Sam," I say, "that's not true; I am one of...more

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You bitch," I whispered, "I love you." Then I came.

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jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.

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To think, somebody had suicided for that.

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What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.