"It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...












Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
More Chuck Palahniuk quotes
"It sounds as if you'd like to be God.
"I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.
"It's okay if there isn't a God anymore, but I still want to respect something. I don't want to be the center of my own universe,
"If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.
"If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
"I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire gener...
"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need somethin...
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occur...
"The precious gift of life must be preserved no matter now painful and pointless it seemed. Peace, I told them, is a gift so perfect that only God shou...
"Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be every...