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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when yo...more

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The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate...more

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every brea...more

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We just had a near-life experience!

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk...more

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It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...more

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What's up with you? How come you're being like this?' Because it's the truth. This is the world we live in.

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After you find out all the things that can go wrong, you life becomes less about living and more about waiting. For cancer. For dementia. Every look i...more

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You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

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It sounds as if you'd like to be God.