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Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.

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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

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First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.

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Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everything about his face getting burned and scarred in the m...more

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...more

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It sounds as if you'd like to be God.

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I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.

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It's okay if there isn't a God anymore, but I still want to respect something. I don't want to be the center of my own universe,

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If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.

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If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

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I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire gener...more

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occur...more

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No, Miss Wright didn't want to meet her kid. To her, that relationship was just as important, just as ideal and impossible as it would be to the child...more