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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

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It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...more

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It sounds as if you'd like to be God.

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It's okay if there isn't a God anymore, but I still want to respect something. I don't want to be the center of my own universe,

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If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.

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If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

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I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire gener...more

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Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need somethin...more

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occur...more

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Fathers. Mothers. With all their caring and attention. They will f--- you up, every time.

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No, Miss Wright didn't want to meet her kid. To her, that relationship was just as important, just as ideal and impossible as it would be to the child...more

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Isn't a kid alive who doesn't dream about rewarding her folks, or punishing them.

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The precious gift of life must be preserved no matter now painful and pointless it seemed. Peace, I told them, is a gift so perfect that only God shou...more

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Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be every...more