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Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

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they should let some people into the library by prescription only

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The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, ...more

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We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

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They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according...more

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...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ulti...more

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You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that n...more

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Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is ev...more

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If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

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Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from t...more

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Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.