"Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could...
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