Dark-humor Quotes

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could...

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will thi...

The world had been divided into two parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both des...

However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - t...

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.

Skin color doesn't make you different,' Melody said. 'We're all the same on the inside.' 'The only p...

It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Mach...

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some brig...

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth v...

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end...

I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.

So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two ...

[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON...

And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies.-Haymitch Abernathy

You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to...

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelin...

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while ...

I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor sh...