Frankie Boyle Quotes

People say nothing can solve the Middle East problem. Not mediation, not arms, not financial aid. I ...

To all my enemies, I will destroy it.

I think it's my memory of this period that makes me fantasise about living in the country. In realit...

To all my enemies, I will destroy you.

I was once asked to pick a couple of records for an interview I was doing on Radio 2. I picked one b...

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could...

I was once asked to pick a couple of records for an interview I was doing on Radio 2. I picked one b...

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

Immediately after his re-election [Cameron] announced: “For too long we have been a passively tolera...

My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and then drive us all home. I guess the feeling was ...

I think life is a lot different for alternative kids nowadays. Texting and the internet mean that be...

People who ask you if you’ve ever seen a ghost are always people who believe in ghosts. They’re limb...