Humor-inspirational Quotes

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buyi...

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording ...

By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Hones...

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves...

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.

But I've bought a big bat.I'm all ready, you see.Now my troubles are goingTo have trouble with me!

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's...

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will thi...

You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my he...