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[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new...more

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You know what these “God Bless America” people oughta do? They oughta check with that Jesus fellow they’re so crazy about. They’re always talking abou...more

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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.