George-carlin Quotes

[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now the...

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite direct...

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck thi...