"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles ...
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It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Rememb...
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