George Carlin quote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

~ George Carlin ~

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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