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We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a...

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Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fi...

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Bertrand RussellWhy I Am Not a Christian and Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter ...

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Bill WattersonIt's a Magical World: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of ...

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You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why,Cause Santa Claus...

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Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual...

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David GraeberFragments of an Anarchist Anthropology

The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-y...

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true i...

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Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn."Yeah, I've seen...

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J. K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing ...

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Lewis BlackI'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas