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We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greates...more

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As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

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Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no ...more

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Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and ...more

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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. We...more

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is...more

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Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners....more

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This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as...more

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A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the fl...more

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If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.