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Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional m...more

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New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants.

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You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

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I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.