I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened
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Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man....
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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Never let your education interfere with your learning.
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If I were to construct a God I would furnish Him with some way and qualities and characteristics which the Present lacks.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There isn't time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time for loving, and but an instant, ...
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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They said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than President of the United States forever.
