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It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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What would the new teacher, representing France, teach us? Railroading? No. France knows nothing valuable about railroading. Steamshipping? No. France...more

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An oyster has hardly any more reasoning power than a scientist has; and so it it is reasonably certain that this one jumped to the conclusion that the...more

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.