"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If ...

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.
~ Neal Stephenson ~












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