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Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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Parsley is gharsley.

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How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle...more

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Very Like a WhaleOne thing that literature would be greatly the better forWould be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and metaphor.Auth...more