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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

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How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle...more