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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

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Were it not for frustration and humiliationI suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.