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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.