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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.