Richard Curtis quote: I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who ...

I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!

~ Richard Curtis ~

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