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My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

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Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my p...more

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There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

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Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...i...more

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Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

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NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

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I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers ...more

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It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

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If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

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We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our p...more

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According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are related by birth, marriage or adoption. In othe...more