"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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How young can you die of old age?
More Steven Wright quotes
"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head...
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?