Steven Wright quote: You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The ...

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.

~ Steven Wright ~

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