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There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.

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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it...more

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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Ameri...more

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.