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There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it...more

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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Ameri...more

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for...more

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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.