I never met a man that I didn't like.
~ Will Rogers ~
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
"There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
