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The most expensive sex is free sex

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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

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If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.

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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have...more

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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.