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Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of West...

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When its dark enough you can see the stars.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!