Births Quotes

When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamo...

Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.

Always a godfather - never a god!

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give ...

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our ...