Cows Quotes

Women are still cats and birds. Or at the best, cows.

I never saw a Purple Cow I never hope to see one: But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be...

So this is what commodity corn can do to a cow: industrialize the miracle of nature that is a rumina...

Progress is a wonderful thing of course, and I can appreciate the lactiferins that are sprinkled on ...

To country people Cows are mild,And flee from any stick they throw;But I’m a timid town bred child,A...

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For eve...

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachni...

There was an old man who said "How Shall I flee from this horrible cow? I will sit on this stile a...