Double-entendre Quotes

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quick...

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entrance...

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.