Housework Quotes

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerato...

Growing up, I have discovered over time, is rather like housework: never finished.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any wor...

Marrying Gretchen is a good idea, darling; I would enjoy bringing her up. Teaching her to shoot, hel...

If a woman had a problem in the 1950's and 1960's, she knew that something must be wrong with her ma...