Sarcastic Quotes

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

Jace broke off the kiss and stepped back with an exhale; before Clary could say anything, a chorus o...

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want m...

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

I started down but Sam caught my arm and knelt down himself to look. "For crying out loud," he said....