Snark Quotes

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to...

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, ...

Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at th...

The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads a...

...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superio...

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to...