Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby a...

You can't make souffle rise twice.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.