Vices Quotes

If I only had a little humility I'd be perfect.

The greatest temptations are not those that solicit our consent to obvious sin, but those that offer...

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

To love a woman for her virtues is meaningless. She's earned it, it's a payment, not a gift. But to ...

Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

I have my standards. They may be low but I have them.

I sometimes think that shame, mere awkward, senseless shame, does as much towards preventing good ac...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too la...

[Tolstoy] does not necessarily get rid of [his angry] temperament by undergoing religious conversion...

Yet, for my part, I was never usually squeamish; I could sometimes eat a fried rat with a good relis...

I may have faults but being wrong ain't one of them.

I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.

You may plainly perceive the traitor through his mask; he is well known every-where in his true colo...

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

At home I am a nice guy but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't go ver...

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turne...

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.