Conan O'Brien Quotes

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous....

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction an...

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's...

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run...

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States i...

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard an...

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say...

Applaud my idiocy.

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, t...

Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career

There is nothing more liberating than having your worst fear realized.

Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re b...

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and ge...

All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I...

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Do...